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NASA Space Pen

Picture the scene. You've realised your childhood dream of becoming an astronaut.

The Orgasmatron - Half Price

After a tough day at the office, there's nothing like a bit of gentle pressure relief to soothe away all your stress.

Go-Ped Sport

The Micro alloy scooters are pretty nifty but don't ever challenge the Go-Ped Sport to a race on one. With a top speed of

Go-Quad Go-Kart

Experience super-speedy go-kart racing in a powerful vehicle with Go-Ped quality design and engineering.

Slam Man

He's big, mean, and can take the hardest punches you throw at him - and won't ever hit back!